do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr
My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling
you clever little shit
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
hungry isnt even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait
“who is that? who is that very fashionable crouton?” it is me. i am the fashionable crouton. *struts into a salad*
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
They have arrived….